He Who Laughs Last
August 30, 2007

They say that he who laughs last, laughs hardest. I think it's true because the mentally challenged usually are the last to get the joke. And have you ever heard them laugh? When they find something funny, they find it REALLY funny.

Sex Smell
August 29, 2007

You know how you can smell of sex? Well, can you also smell of masturbation? 'Cuz, if so, that might explain why the delivery men don't like going to my apartment.

Social Networking
August 23, 2007

At the bequest of a couple of friends, I've joined two other Social Networking sites: Facebook and Uber. God, there's so many of these things out there now. The internet needs a new idea, I think. Anyway, if you're on there, look me up and friend me or something so I won't be cyber-lonely. And don't forget about being my MySpace friend if you're not already, while you're at it. Any other sites I'm forgetting? Does anyone still use Friendster these days?

Roman Holiday
August 12, 2007

I hope you enjoy the new full page comic commissioned from Internazionale about Mr. Wiggles' vacation in Rome. This was a tough one to do since the published version is translated into Italian. Because of that, I had to avoid any wordplay or puns or anything that wouldn't translate well (For instance there was a glory hole reference that had to get cut because there's no such thing in Italy. I'll let you figure out which panel that was for.). Also, I've never been to Rome so, yeah, there was that too. A lot of time was spent researching. Anyway, hope you dig it.

So this is a two-comic posting day. Since the weekly comic isn't posted on the main page today because of the full pager, you can read it in the archive here.

Oh, also I know the RSS feed is messed up. I'm working on fixing it, so be patient.

No Class
August 9, 2007

I've had people tell me before that I have no class. Well, finally it's true. At least until September anyway until school starts back up (Get it? Yeah, I know it's a bad joke.). I finished up the summer intensive that I was teaching and have been taking a much needed rest. Class was really great. I'm used to teaching one three hour session once a week and, to be honest, I had no idea how in the hell I was going to teach for five days a week, seven hours a day. But, luckily, it all worked out really well and I think the students all took something from the experience. And I didn't even have sex with any of them.

So now I'm rested and back to the regular day-to-day. Looking forward to getting back into some of the writing projects I've undertaken as well as trying to actually get those little Wiggles animations moving ahead. I need to find some voice talent to record the dialogue. Any actors in the NY area out there think they'd be good for the voices of Wiggles or Neil (yeah, I know I should do my own voice, but seriously, I can't act) and would be willing to work for absolutely no pay? If so, hit me up with a demo or something. Email me to arrange.